just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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