I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You've changed since you got that strap on
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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