hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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