if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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