her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I think people are normalizing furries
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