porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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