Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
