he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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