how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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