i just wanna soil my oats bro
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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