I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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