weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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