I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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