I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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