Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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