this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize