Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
420 ftw
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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