The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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