so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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