I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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