I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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