operation harelip BJ is a go
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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