she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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