And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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