wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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