Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
