Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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