So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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