i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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