I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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