Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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