Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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