that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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