At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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