do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
love makes seman taste better
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We left the knife in your bed.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
