i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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