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You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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