he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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