You made me cry and you don't even care
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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