You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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