is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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