I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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