You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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