Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I need help removing her.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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