I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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