what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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