even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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