Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
As shirtless as possible
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
