Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We were destined to go to rehab together
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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