Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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