it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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