She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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