Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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