big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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